As some of you may or may not already know (heck, I don’t know who even reads this), I’m a pretty, err… active… sleeper. In the past 6 months alone, I’ve sang, yelled, and tackled my roommate when he tried to reenter the bedroom from a late-night bathroom run, screaming WOAH, WOAH. All in a daynight’s work for me, I guess.
In any case, everybody I’ve lived with (well, I don’t know about my freshman year roommate, but he seemed to inexplicably hate me and, upon reflection, this is probably why) finds this incredibly funny. Luckily for me, they happen to like the things I say so much that they will write them down or commit them to memory, such that they can tell their friends the amazing and wondrous tales of what I do in my sleep. Or something like that.
Well, no longer shall the world be barred from the blessings of my sleeptalk! For I have gifted upon ye all a website so glorious that all the men of Sparta would have to bow down before it. Okay, maybe not all, but, I mean, that hunchback dude probably would. Not that we’d really be able to tell, I mean, could he even bow? I can’t remember. Mental note: Watch 300 at least 400 more times.
But I digress. As I mentioned, I’ve built up a website. It’s pretty barebones right now, and the design WILL be improved on when I have time (probably in the next week or two, don’t cross your fingers, though), but it is a website! And it does catalogue the things I say in my sleep. Well, the most memorable ones from last year, at least, and the new ones as they happen! It’s like PURE AWESOME!
I’ve also made a Twitter account for you twitterers and there’s an RSS Feed for you to subscribe to. (If there is any other way you would like to discover site updates, please let me know in the comments, I’m always open to new ideas!)
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